I have very mature taste.

My dear sweet friend Ashley Gibson a little while ago was a little disgruntled.
One of our friends drinks Mate like I do (a tea from Argentina) and Ash HATED it.
The girl started saying, "its an acquired taste".
Ash frustrated said, "whatever! She doesn't know what she is talking about. I have a VERY mature taste because I like avocados!"

I laughed for a good ten minutes.
Not just because it was HILARIOUS but because she was so DEAD serious and was so upset.

I couldn't help myself....it was just so dang funny to me.