Sitch number 1:
Today Yolanda came up to me and jokingly said,
"Hey you're a little chicken sh%$. Hahahah! Oh stinky I'm kidding."
"Oh Yolanda I know you are."
"Good, cuz I love ya honey. In fact you're the only mormon I like."
(I'm pretty sure she IS mormon she just forgot)
Sitch number 2
Bernille walks out and throws a VHS at me.
"Bernille what is this for?"
"Take it away right now."
"What's wrong with it darlin'"
"It's too sexy, I don't want to watch it!"
HA!
Sitch number 3
Teresa who is pretty far gone with dementia and laughs and cries almost simultaneously,
says to me in her very most mom voice and with a very serious face,
"Now honey, I love ya, but you don't come in here and just pull my pants down like you do."
"Alright sweetheart I will try."
"Good, because I am so tired of you comin' in and taking my binders,
but you know I just love ya honey."
....Huh?
Sitch number four:
I went in to check on Lamar's brief to see if he had wet.
I pulled it down a little to check and he yells:
"Help! Help! You're hurtin' me!"
"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to."
"Well, yeah, you'll never understand because you've never felt it
and you women don't have one of those down there!"
Oh man it was sure a long day. I won't do another double shift for a long time.
It was fun though, and I had a lot of good laughs like usual.
3 comments:
Hahaha. NEVER leave that place.
i'm glad you're still amazing. that makes me happy. and amazed.
Thanks for the good laugh! Have you heard of Reader's Digest all in a days work.. I think you should submit the you woman don't have one of those down there stories.. it's worth $500 if the choose it!
Post a Comment