Monday, August 15, 2011

I got my hair did...

One of the old folks did my hair last night.
Pretty spiffy right?

And now I give you the top ten moments of my night on Alzheimer's unit...

1. Finding a pillow with all of the stuffing out of it and all of it EVERYWHERE.

2. The water pitcher spilled everywhere.

3. Getting meds spit in my face... not once, not twice, but three times.

4. My arm getting almost twisted off.

5. Getting a big smooch on the mouth when I for sure wasn't paying attention.

6. Finding someone with two watches on, four tied on the head, dentures missing, and pants on backwards.

7. Getting my ear talked off about how false the Mormon church is...little does she know she IS a Mormon haha.

8. Finding a straw that one resident put in another one's shirt collar.

9. Faking three phone calls to tell them that they will report for the army reserve in the morning.

10. And giving someone laundry to fold...un-folding and giving it back...unfolding it again...and giving it back... again...and again. 

Needless to say I am tired. I have also become an awesome liar....or truth stretcher. You have to think quick when they have an idea or story in their head I tell ya! Just go with it or you will have a really long night of confusion.

P.S. I am pretty sure it was so crazy because it is a full moon. You think I am joking, but I am being completely serious.

Good thing I love them SO much.

Have a good night!
Friday, August 12, 2011

Yeah, yeah, so I'm a nerd.

So I am laying here DYING with a Kidney Stone (yes, believe it) and so I have been watching a lot of TV again. Well, I am pretty nerdy and LOVE things like the Discovery, Science, Discovery Health, and ID channels. There are a few shows that I especially love...."How It's Made" and "How Do They Do It?". These basically show you how every day things are made and manufactured. It really is so interesting!

Well, my favorite yesterday was learning about Australian money! It is plastic just so you know, and it looks like this:

This video shows you how it is made. So if you are a little nerdy like me, check it out because it is pretty incredible.

P.S. The U.S. needs to step it up and get us some plastic money! I am sick of washing mine....and I think we should add some color. Don't you?

Have a happy Friday!

Monday, August 8, 2011

Wonderful weekend.

This last weekend was so crazy. I had:

- One of my best friend's wedding
-A family reunion
- Work
- And a Real Soccer game

I feel like I was on the road a lot...down to Manti, Salt Lake, Sundance, and Salt Lake again...but I had a blast. I am not so much in the writing mood so here are some pictures of my adventures...

The happy couple:

 All the bridesmaids!

The Saint George Bridesmaids

Me and Kels so sad that Ash is not there...

And look at Vayla's amazing bridals by Erin Summerill. She looks stunning right? And so does Chad of course...

 SO pretty. And yes, if you were wondering, those are ALL her lashes. Kill her.

And then of course the Real Game where Salt Lake slaughtered New York 3-0. I love Real Salt Lake games...if you live in the area and you haven't gone, you need to go.

However, when we are trying to watch this:

And you get this instead:

it is not super fun. Rough I tell you.

Way fun. 

Have a happy day!

Monday, August 1, 2011

Thank goodness...

this waste of space of a show is almost over.

As in tonight it is over. Gosh, I just can't handle this season...or really the show in general. I know, I know...don't watch it right? Too late, I HAVE to. Don't watch it with me either because this is my time to break out and commentate on every thing that happens....

I am so sick of this itch I have to scratch and I ready for her to just pick JP never let me hear her ever say "par-fect" again.

Also, does she seem more emotional than some of the other bachelorettes we have seen??

Uhhh... BEGONE!

Now who will be the next Bachelor? If it is Ryan I am done. That is just TOO much too far.

Alright, enough of this. Have a happy Monday!