Tonight I worked on the memory support side at the Old Folks Home.
This is where Alzheimer's and Dementia residents live. I seriously love it over on that side.
Tonight one of my favorites told me she had a grandson that would just "swoon me ta-death."
I told her to get crackin then....by all means set me up.
Then she proceeded to tell me that she would take us to the dance down at the old station. I asked her some good advice on dating, pulled out a piece of paper and wrote down verbatim what she told me...single ladies take note.
1) Don't get sa-tickled (not SO tickled...SA-tickled) ya puke on the boys.
2) Don't dress naked, but don't dress UN-naked.
3) Don't get titt-ly and silly (I have no idea what "titt-ly means, but that is a QUALITY, quality word).
4) Don't ever wear bangs.
5) Don't over-do your make up so you look like a clown.
6) Kiss em' all, commit ta none.
7) Love at first sight, kill at second sight.
8) Don't talk malarky.
Such good advice. I will take all of those in and I am sure I will be hitched in no time! I love her little darling face...
3 comments:
HAHA!! I freaking love this!!
Titt-ly....too much cleavage maybe?? haha. Love it.
haha I love that she said titt-ly. My grandpa always uses it. But he always says don't tittering around . He says it mean messing around. I still don't believe him though! haha I loved this!
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